Thursday afternoon I had agreed to meet up with Vanessa. Now, lads, let this be a lesson to all of you... ALWAYS read the reviews. I was thinking with my dick, not with my head and I paid the price. On the phone she sounded groggy but rarely do you get a good telephone conversation out of a hooker so I paid it no mind. When I got to her shitty flat on the North Circular Road she kept me at the door for 15 fucking minutes. Unbelievable. This was in evening traffic mind you any number of family, friends, or associates could have spotted me. It was also cold and rainy. She wasn't discreet. I was about to leave when she opened the door.
As soon as I got in her grubby flat she was all about the money. Fine, I like to get down to business myself. We negotiated and agreed on a price and the services that would be performed. About 15 seconds into a very lazy incompetent blow job (just the tip) she started talking about some fucking nonsense and I gave her my what the fuck look. We moved on to Anal and all she did was complain and talk. never in my life had I wished for a ball gag more than I did at that point and time. After about 30 seconds of that she complained said she wouldn't do anal anymore and tried to talk my ear off... again. It was at this point I had enough, got dressed and demanded a partial refund being as I had only been there 5 minutes. I pad this greedy whore €200, way over the market standard, and I was only asking for a €100 back. Long story short she refused and played games. Finally she said she was going to call the guards if I didn't leave. I was enraged and nearly called her bluff but I decided it wasn't worth the hassle. I get home and find she has pulled this shit with numerous other punters before and has three very negative reviews that had already been posted. I'm not finished with this bitch... watch this space.
Friday I decided to have another go and found Nicole's advert. We agreed a time, I said I would be there in 20 to 30 minutes and not to book another punter because I was indeed coming. The weather was really, really shitty but I got there on time. I rang her, and it goes straight to that message we all love to hear "we're sorry but the blah blah blah you're trying to reach right now is blah blah blah". Her phone was off. What the fuck? I ring again, and again, and again to a total of 6 times. 20 minutes passes. I send her text letting her know that I was pissed her phone was off. She texts back immediately with tons of attitude. I call her up and she starts talking a ton of shit. I mean a fucking ton. A total bitch. Finally I interrupt her and I say "listen, I don't want to talk. I want to fuck. Are we doing this or not?" She tells me she's not at home, that she left. A total time waster.
Now at this point I've been fucked over by not one, but two Latinas. Fuck 'em. I am sticking to caucasians and asians from now on.
Now, this brings me to a very important point. The service quality has gone down with the prices lately. Occasionally you'd have to deal with bullshit pre-recession. We all know what I am talking about. Shit service, double booking, the lot. However these instances, at least from my point of view, have only increased as of late. The prices have gone down but the bullshit has gone WAY up. This contrary to what you would think. I can see my absence punters have lost their collective backbones and haven't stood up to these bitches and their bullshit. They think they can get away with it, and do. I dunno about you lads but I work very hard for my money. Fuck this shit.
This morning I decide to have another go. I am laying in bed and I think to myself: "I want a blow job. Just a nice deep throat blow job. That's all." I find "Diams". She looks hot, and did everything I wanted at that point. I thought: "I'll give her a ring". She gave the worst directions and her apartment was next to impossible to find. Once I did finally find it, it was like a fucking maze in there and her neighbors where everywhere giving me the evils. I got fed up and left.
Fucking 3 shit punts... in a row. What. The. Fuck.
So that brings us to this evening. It's cold, rainy, generally fucking miserable. I don't want to go out, but I still need that blow job, and at this point, with all the bullshit I've had to put up with I need a release more than ever.
I am browsing gumtree and come across these massage ads. They claim they come to you. Ace. I ring up and the girl on the phone and she is nice and helpful. A cute Chinese girl shows up but tells me she only will do a blow job with a condom. Nope, not interested. I send her packing... but before she goes she says she will send out another girl who will do OWO... about 15 minutes later "Donna" shows up. She's older but has a good figure and a great attitude. Really fun, she's giggling all the way up to my apartment. I get her in the door and we agree on 30 minutes, with a massage and OWO for €120. She did an expert job. She deep throated, teased it was great. It was a very sloppy wet blow job, just how I like it. The massage was good as well. She wasn't a clock watcher and she had a great attitude.
You can reach Donna on 0866675727. I can't recommend her highly enough.
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