Friday, July 20, 2007
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Margret
Margret was a great punt. After the debacle with Emily I decided to give it one last try for the night. I came across Margret's advert on irishindependentescorts.com. I called her and she answered right away. We agreed on an appointment time of 19:45.
She gave me great directions and even though she is Slovakian in origin, her spoken English was superb.
When I arrived she answered her phone immediately and buzzed me in very quickly; there was no waiting at the door eternally.
When I got to her apartment I was happy to find she looked just like her pictures, a total lasher! She offered me the use of her shower (she did not demand that I use it) I accepted and wasted no time getting to work on her.
Now, some of you lads may have experienced that these girls can get kind of bossy and like to stay in control... I for one fucking hate that. If I am paying I want to be in control. Margret had no problem taking orders and did everything I asked without question. What a good girl!
She started off by sucking my cock. She did not hold back at all, real nice deep throat action. I was sitting on the corner of the bed and she was on her hands and knees.
Then she got on the bed and laid her head over the edge of the bed looking towards the ceiling. I got some real good deep throat then and fucked her face. I was about to cum several times but I held back.
I pulled out and she got into the doggy style position for some anal. Unfortunately she is the fussy type when it comes to cleanliness and during her lengthy ritual I lost my erection. I decided that I liked her OWO too much to do anal with her this time. She assumed the position and I got some more OWO... pulled out and came all over her face. It was excellent!
Now here's the part that blew my mind. As I was getting dressed she came back in the room with the €30 I had paid for anal and gave it back to me! I refused, but she insisted. "I do not do anal, you do not pay for anal". Now she made every effort to give me the back door action that I wanted. It was my fickle cock that let me down, not her, but none the less she paid me the €30 back! What a class act!
So all in all she charged me €150 for the 30 minutes and €20 for giving her a facial.
Margret is a great punt, not the best I ever had, but really damn good. She is totally worth what she charges. Check out her site here.
She gave me great directions and even though she is Slovakian in origin, her spoken English was superb.
When I arrived she answered her phone immediately and buzzed me in very quickly; there was no waiting at the door eternally.
When I got to her apartment I was happy to find she looked just like her pictures, a total lasher! She offered me the use of her shower (she did not demand that I use it) I accepted and wasted no time getting to work on her.
Now, some of you lads may have experienced that these girls can get kind of bossy and like to stay in control... I for one fucking hate that. If I am paying I want to be in control. Margret had no problem taking orders and did everything I asked without question. What a good girl!
She started off by sucking my cock. She did not hold back at all, real nice deep throat action. I was sitting on the corner of the bed and she was on her hands and knees.
Then she got on the bed and laid her head over the edge of the bed looking towards the ceiling. I got some real good deep throat then and fucked her face. I was about to cum several times but I held back.
I pulled out and she got into the doggy style position for some anal. Unfortunately she is the fussy type when it comes to cleanliness and during her lengthy ritual I lost my erection. I decided that I liked her OWO too much to do anal with her this time. She assumed the position and I got some more OWO... pulled out and came all over her face. It was excellent!
Now here's the part that blew my mind. As I was getting dressed she came back in the room with the €30 I had paid for anal and gave it back to me! I refused, but she insisted. "I do not do anal, you do not pay for anal". Now she made every effort to give me the back door action that I wanted. It was my fickle cock that let me down, not her, but none the less she paid me the €30 back! What a class act!
So all in all she charged me €150 for the 30 minutes and €20 for giving her a facial.
Margret is a great punt, not the best I ever had, but really damn good. She is totally worth what she charges. Check out her site here.
Emily
I was hoping that my first review would be a good one lads... needless to say "Emily" is going to be a bad review.
I called her at approximately 13:00 today to schedule myself in... she told me 17:45 would be fine and that she would see me then. She was real pushed on the phone, and it did not instill confidence in her on my part. She did, to her credit, keep my appointment time.
After being given the most circuitous directions known to man I finally got to her apartment across from Morrison Hotel.
After waiting what seemed forever at her door (in plain view of many passers by, I might add) a short but attractive girl answered the door. I am reasonably sure it was not the girl in the photo but it looked enough like her that I did not mind. She also claimed to be Italian, but I think she is really Brazilian... I could be wrong though.
We navigated through the labyrinth that was her apartment building and finally arrived at her shabby abode (shabby is a compliment, this place was a shithole). However, I couldn't give a fuck less what her apartment looked like; I was there to get laid.
This is when things went from bad to worse.
She was full of nervous tension like she was on speed and she kept talking about "police". Her comments, in turn, made me more nervous.
She then asked if I had a preference with regards to her outfit. After hearing the choices, I opted for nurse (yeah, I am a kinky fuck). She came back to the room 10 minutes later dressed in some sort of a bastardized school girl outfit. This, in no way resembled a nurses outfit. She said something to the tune of "I am a school girl! Just like you wanted!"; this girl was obviously not listening or playing with a full deck.
I paid her €200... €150 for 30 minutes plus an additional €50 for anal.
She started out acting really hyper and uneasy. I asked her to calm down and then, without asking, she went all GFE. Some guys might like that, I don't. GFE is for lonely suckers. I am looking for the hardcore porn star experience. If I liked GFE I'd have a girlfriend.
In her advert she stated she provided OWO, but yet she immediately went for a condom. I said "your advert says you provide OWO, is this not the case?" and she replied with "oh, I do but it's €50 extra". At this point I was angry. I told her that it was pure bullshit to pull that kind of con on me. She immediately realized I could not be suckered and recanted.
It was all for not though, because she already sullied the mood and my erection went south. I told her that I wanted my money back and that her actions would earn her no favors in Dublin. After trying to convince me otherwise, she did return my €200.
This girl is a little con artist and the level of bullshit involved with pulling off a successful punt with her is staggering. I would recommend staying away.
When I said to "Emily: "there are lots of girls in this town" she replied "well go to one of them then!". There you go lads; right from the horse's mouth, give her a pass!
I called her at approximately 13:00 today to schedule myself in... she told me 17:45 would be fine and that she would see me then. She was real pushed on the phone, and it did not instill confidence in her on my part. She did, to her credit, keep my appointment time.
After being given the most circuitous directions known to man I finally got to her apartment across from Morrison Hotel.
After waiting what seemed forever at her door (in plain view of many passers by, I might add) a short but attractive girl answered the door. I am reasonably sure it was not the girl in the photo but it looked enough like her that I did not mind. She also claimed to be Italian, but I think she is really Brazilian... I could be wrong though.
We navigated through the labyrinth that was her apartment building and finally arrived at her shabby abode (shabby is a compliment, this place was a shithole). However, I couldn't give a fuck less what her apartment looked like; I was there to get laid.
This is when things went from bad to worse.
She was full of nervous tension like she was on speed and she kept talking about "police". Her comments, in turn, made me more nervous.
She then asked if I had a preference with regards to her outfit. After hearing the choices, I opted for nurse (yeah, I am a kinky fuck). She came back to the room 10 minutes later dressed in some sort of a bastardized school girl outfit. This, in no way resembled a nurses outfit. She said something to the tune of "I am a school girl! Just like you wanted!"; this girl was obviously not listening or playing with a full deck.
I paid her €200... €150 for 30 minutes plus an additional €50 for anal.
She started out acting really hyper and uneasy. I asked her to calm down and then, without asking, she went all GFE. Some guys might like that, I don't. GFE is for lonely suckers. I am looking for the hardcore porn star experience. If I liked GFE I'd have a girlfriend.
In her advert she stated she provided OWO, but yet she immediately went for a condom. I said "your advert says you provide OWO, is this not the case?" and she replied with "oh, I do but it's €50 extra". At this point I was angry. I told her that it was pure bullshit to pull that kind of con on me. She immediately realized I could not be suckered and recanted.
It was all for not though, because she already sullied the mood and my erection went south. I told her that I wanted my money back and that her actions would earn her no favors in Dublin. After trying to convince me otherwise, she did return my €200.
This girl is a little con artist and the level of bullshit involved with pulling off a successful punt with her is staggering. I would recommend staying away.
When I said to "Emily: "there are lots of girls in this town" she replied "well go to one of them then!". There you go lads; right from the horse's mouth, give her a pass!
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Welcome to my Blog
Hi everyone! Thanks for pointing your address bar at my little corner of the internet.
The reason I have started this blog is to post uncensored, balanced and fair reviews of the escorts I have patronized here in Ireland (and maybe abroad, should I ever get the time off work for a holiday!)
I have been seeing escorts in Ireland now since late 2004. Unfortunately it would prove to be too time consuming to go back and attempt to review all my previous punts; so the scope of this blog is just to review the ones I have been with from this point on.
You are free to post your comments as you wish and do so anonymously... but I will also reserve the right to delete your comments if I don't like them. This is not a democracy. If you want to make statements uncensored I suggest, nay encourage, you to get your own blog.
I will do my best to keep this blog updated.
Again, thanks for checking out my blog and do not forget to bookmark it (press the Ctrl and D keys on your keyboard to bookmark this page now)
Check back regularly to read new reviews!
The reason I have started this blog is to post uncensored, balanced and fair reviews of the escorts I have patronized here in Ireland (and maybe abroad, should I ever get the time off work for a holiday!)
I have been seeing escorts in Ireland now since late 2004. Unfortunately it would prove to be too time consuming to go back and attempt to review all my previous punts; so the scope of this blog is just to review the ones I have been with from this point on.
You are free to post your comments as you wish and do so anonymously... but I will also reserve the right to delete your comments if I don't like them. This is not a democracy. If you want to make statements uncensored I suggest, nay encourage, you to get your own blog.
I will do my best to keep this blog updated.
Again, thanks for checking out my blog and do not forget to bookmark it (press the Ctrl and D keys on your keyboard to bookmark this page now)
Check back regularly to read new reviews!
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