Friday, October 19, 2007

Lukka

Lads, I have to put you on alert. All of you who know me and read my reviews know I don't do this lightly.

Lukka is a con artist. Stay away! Repeat, stay away!

Her gaff is located on Charlotte Quay, basically Pearse Street. She was really moody giving directions and that should have set me off alone but some of these independent girls use a third girl to arrange their appointments by virtue of the fact that they may be otherwise engaged and don't want to miss out on the business. So I paid this no mind.

Anyway When I showed up she looked great, really hot. I thought to myself "this is going to be another great punt" I handed over the cash (as you do) and we got busy. After about 30 seconds she says "oh you too big, I can not do" I said "okay, I'll take my money back and I'll go" Then she says "oh you know you make booking, I not know you're too big" by the way I am average, in no way am I John Holmes, none of the other girls have ever had a problem with it.

So then I said "What?!? You won't fuck me and you won't give me my €250 back, are you crazy?" we argued, she threatened to call the Guards and I said "go ahead". I ended up having to bust into the living room and take my money back while these two "escorts" (more like con artists) were hitting and kicking me.

I guess what happens is most punters get intimidated and leave. They play this game and see what they can get away with.

I will never hit a woman, never... but these girls tested my resolve. I got my money back but in the process lost some dignity.

To sum it up Lukka, is a con artist, stay away. You've been warned.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Renata and Victoria

You, my faitful readers know, that in my posts I do not exagerate. I always tell it like is, sometimes to my own detriment. The reason I say this next review is going to be so positive that you'll hardly believe it to be true.

So far, on this blog, it's been all about the Czech girls but lads I have to tell you the girls of Poland have made thier presence known and I am very impressed.

Tonight I saw Renata and Victoria. Together. Wow.

They were staying on O'Connell Street in a well known Hotel. Very easy location to find.

These girls can fuck... I mean really fuck. When I showed up Renata was so horney I was the one that had to bring up payment.

They are great looking too, huge tits and gorgeous full lips and Renata had an ass that was just begging to be fucked.

We started out with the two girls warming each other up and then it was time for a blow job contest. I am still trying to figure out who won, I guess I did! These girls love cock and they took every inch of me in thier mouths, real deep throat.

I then took turns fucking them and they moaned so loud I am pretty sure they are going to kicked out of thier hotel.

After the vaginal workout I got some arse action and then I came, delighted, on both of thier tits while they kissed. A great ending, and a total porn star experience. Lads, go see these gorgeous bunnies tomorrow as they will only be in town for the next four days. These girls were fun. Best experince I have ever had.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Kylie and Simona

So what is better than fucking a gorgeous girl? Fucking two gorgeous girls, of course! Kylie and Simona are like apple pie and ice cream, two great flavors that go great together. Sure, you could always have one on it's own and it would taste great, but the two flavors together are amazing.

These girls stay over in Ringsend very near Fitzwilliam Quay in Dublin 4. Very easy to find and they give great directions. No bullshit with these two, everything was nice and easy.

They look exactly like they do in their pictures, if not better. Kylie is buxom with a perfectly shaped chest and Simona is tall and slender with a beautiful arse. These girls love to fuck and it shows. The sensation of having two gorgeous women taking turns sucking your cock has to be one of life's greatest pleasures.

The only regret I have from our meeting is that I did not stay longer. Lads, don't miss out on this dynamic duo, having the pair of them for €250 for 30 minutes is a bargain, go see Kylie and Simona today.