Marushka... her location left much to be desired but her attitude and her ability more than made up for it. She is great looking and an eager shag. Totally worth your dosh.
Great body, just like her pics. She had some very sexy lingerie on and gave a decent blow job, but the cherry on top was her ass, perfect. We did some doggy style anal and she was so into it it took everything in me to hold out for more than 10 minutes. Fucking ace.
Marushka, Anal Queen... her contact details are here
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Georgina
Wow, Georgina, wow.
A couple of nights ago I had Georgina come over for an incall and she was amazing... She's got a great personality and a body to die for, real fit, just like her pictures. She showed up in record time and there was no bullshit involved. She got right to work and I was avery happy customer. Hands down one of the best Blow Jobs I have ever gotten, she went for that cock like it owed her money. Fucking perfect.
Lads, check her out...
Here is Georgina's advert. Give her a ring.
A couple of nights ago I had Georgina come over for an incall and she was amazing... She's got a great personality and a body to die for, real fit, just like her pictures. She showed up in record time and there was no bullshit involved. She got right to work and I was avery happy customer. Hands down one of the best Blow Jobs I have ever gotten, she went for that cock like it owed her money. Fucking perfect.
Lads, check her out...
Here is Georgina's advert. Give her a ring.
Friday, October 19, 2007
Lukka
Lads, I have to put you on alert. All of you who know me and read my reviews know I don't do this lightly.
Lukka is a con artist. Stay away! Repeat, stay away!
Her gaff is located on Charlotte Quay, basically Pearse Street. She was really moody giving directions and that should have set me off alone but some of these independent girls use a third girl to arrange their appointments by virtue of the fact that they may be otherwise engaged and don't want to miss out on the business. So I paid this no mind.
Anyway When I showed up she looked great, really hot. I thought to myself "this is going to be another great punt" I handed over the cash (as you do) and we got busy. After about 30 seconds she says "oh you too big, I can not do" I said "okay, I'll take my money back and I'll go" Then she says "oh you know you make booking, I not know you're too big" by the way I am average, in no way am I John Holmes, none of the other girls have ever had a problem with it.
So then I said "What?!? You won't fuck me and you won't give me my €250 back, are you crazy?" we argued, she threatened to call the Guards and I said "go ahead". I ended up having to bust into the living room and take my money back while these two "escorts" (more like con artists) were hitting and kicking me.
I guess what happens is most punters get intimidated and leave. They play this game and see what they can get away with.
I will never hit a woman, never... but these girls tested my resolve. I got my money back but in the process lost some dignity.
To sum it up Lukka, is a con artist, stay away. You've been warned.
Lukka is a con artist. Stay away! Repeat, stay away!
Her gaff is located on Charlotte Quay, basically Pearse Street. She was really moody giving directions and that should have set me off alone but some of these independent girls use a third girl to arrange their appointments by virtue of the fact that they may be otherwise engaged and don't want to miss out on the business. So I paid this no mind.
Anyway When I showed up she looked great, really hot. I thought to myself "this is going to be another great punt" I handed over the cash (as you do) and we got busy. After about 30 seconds she says "oh you too big, I can not do" I said "okay, I'll take my money back and I'll go" Then she says "oh you know you make booking, I not know you're too big" by the way I am average, in no way am I John Holmes, none of the other girls have ever had a problem with it.
So then I said "What?!? You won't fuck me and you won't give me my €250 back, are you crazy?" we argued, she threatened to call the Guards and I said "go ahead". I ended up having to bust into the living room and take my money back while these two "escorts" (more like con artists) were hitting and kicking me.
I guess what happens is most punters get intimidated and leave. They play this game and see what they can get away with.
I will never hit a woman, never... but these girls tested my resolve. I got my money back but in the process lost some dignity.
To sum it up Lukka, is a con artist, stay away. You've been warned.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Renata and Victoria
You, my faitful readers know, that in my posts I do not exagerate. I always tell it like is, sometimes to my own detriment. The reason I say this next review is going to be so positive that you'll hardly believe it to be true.
So far, on this blog, it's been all about the Czech girls but lads I have to tell you the girls of Poland have made thier presence known and I am very impressed.
Tonight I saw Renata and Victoria. Together. Wow.
They were staying on O'Connell Street in a well known Hotel. Very easy location to find.
These girls can fuck... I mean really fuck. When I showed up Renata was so horney I was the one that had to bring up payment.
They are great looking too, huge tits and gorgeous full lips and Renata had an ass that was just begging to be fucked.
We started out with the two girls warming each other up and then it was time for a blow job contest. I am still trying to figure out who won, I guess I did! These girls love cock and they took every inch of me in thier mouths, real deep throat.
I then took turns fucking them and they moaned so loud I am pretty sure they are going to kicked out of thier hotel.
After the vaginal workout I got some arse action and then I came, delighted, on both of thier tits while they kissed. A great ending, and a total porn star experience. Lads, go see these gorgeous bunnies tomorrow as they will only be in town for the next four days. These girls were fun. Best experince I have ever had.
So far, on this blog, it's been all about the Czech girls but lads I have to tell you the girls of Poland have made thier presence known and I am very impressed.
Tonight I saw Renata and Victoria. Together. Wow.
They were staying on O'Connell Street in a well known Hotel. Very easy location to find.
These girls can fuck... I mean really fuck. When I showed up Renata was so horney I was the one that had to bring up payment.
They are great looking too, huge tits and gorgeous full lips and Renata had an ass that was just begging to be fucked.
We started out with the two girls warming each other up and then it was time for a blow job contest. I am still trying to figure out who won, I guess I did! These girls love cock and they took every inch of me in thier mouths, real deep throat.
I then took turns fucking them and they moaned so loud I am pretty sure they are going to kicked out of thier hotel.
After the vaginal workout I got some arse action and then I came, delighted, on both of thier tits while they kissed. A great ending, and a total porn star experience. Lads, go see these gorgeous bunnies tomorrow as they will only be in town for the next four days. These girls were fun. Best experince I have ever had.
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Kylie and Simona
So what is better than fucking a gorgeous girl? Fucking two gorgeous girls, of course! Kylie and Simona are like apple pie and ice cream, two great flavors that go great together. Sure, you could always have one on it's own and it would taste great, but the two flavors together are amazing.
These girls stay over in Ringsend very near Fitzwilliam Quay in Dublin 4. Very easy to find and they give great directions. No bullshit with these two, everything was nice and easy.
They look exactly like they do in their pictures, if not better. Kylie is buxom with a perfectly shaped chest and Simona is tall and slender with a beautiful arse. These girls love to fuck and it shows. The sensation of having two gorgeous women taking turns sucking your cock has to be one of life's greatest pleasures.
The only regret I have from our meeting is that I did not stay longer. Lads, don't miss out on this dynamic duo, having the pair of them for €250 for 30 minutes is a bargain, go see Kylie and Simona today.
These girls stay over in Ringsend very near Fitzwilliam Quay in Dublin 4. Very easy to find and they give great directions. No bullshit with these two, everything was nice and easy.
They look exactly like they do in their pictures, if not better. Kylie is buxom with a perfectly shaped chest and Simona is tall and slender with a beautiful arse. These girls love to fuck and it shows. The sensation of having two gorgeous women taking turns sucking your cock has to be one of life's greatest pleasures.
The only regret I have from our meeting is that I did not stay longer. Lads, don't miss out on this dynamic duo, having the pair of them for €250 for 30 minutes is a bargain, go see Kylie and Simona today.
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Samantha
So lads this week I saw Samantha. She was a good punt. I found her to be very accommodating but she charges around €30 more than most girls and I did not feel this was justified considering there are better looking girls charging less. However, if you're just looking to get your leg up you could do much worse.
First, she is not the girl in the photo but the photo is not far off.
Samantha stays over in the north side Docklands, a very good location. It's not the best apartment I have ever been in and her room is small, slightly smaller than most but I wasn't there to decorate the place.
She was wearing a black and white polka dot lingerie outfit, she was going for a classy look. It looked good, but I don't want classy, I want slutty.
Then it was on to the blow job... There are some guys who say there is no such thing as a bad blow job but some are better than others. Comparatively the blow job I received from Samantha was at best average. To be fair though there are many girls out there that wouldn't provide half the service she did.
Let me put it like this, when I go out and spend €230 on a girl I want an amazing experience. I want to go back to her again, I wouldn't go back to Samantha unless I was hard up.
Samantha's attitude is great, she's really positive and in no way a clock watcher. Like I said, you could do worse, but you could also do better.
First, she is not the girl in the photo but the photo is not far off.
Samantha stays over in the north side Docklands, a very good location. It's not the best apartment I have ever been in and her room is small, slightly smaller than most but I wasn't there to decorate the place.
She was wearing a black and white polka dot lingerie outfit, she was going for a classy look. It looked good, but I don't want classy, I want slutty.
Then it was on to the blow job... There are some guys who say there is no such thing as a bad blow job but some are better than others. Comparatively the blow job I received from Samantha was at best average. To be fair though there are many girls out there that wouldn't provide half the service she did.
Let me put it like this, when I go out and spend €230 on a girl I want an amazing experience. I want to go back to her again, I wouldn't go back to Samantha unless I was hard up.
Samantha's attitude is great, she's really positive and in no way a clock watcher. Like I said, you could do worse, but you could also do better.
Friday, August 17, 2007
Law regarding prostitution in Ireland
This is from the Wikipedia article:
"Prostitution itself is not an offense under Irish law. However, the Criminal Law (Sexual Offences) Act of 1993 prohibits soliciting or importuning another person in a street or public place for the purpose of prostitution (This offense applies to prostitute and client.). It also prohibits loitering for the purpose of prostitution, organizing prostitution by controlling or directing the activities of a person in prostitution, coercing one to practice prostitution for gain, living on earnings of prostitution, and keeping a brothel or other premises for the purpose of prostitution. Advertising brothels and prostitution is prohibited by the Criminal Justice (Public Order) Act of 1994. 18 is the minimum legal age for a prostitute in Ireland (Child prostitution Legislation exits to protect persons under this age.). The Criminal Law (Trafficking in Persons and Sexual Offences) Bill 2006 recently came into force making trafficking in persons for the purpose of their sexual exploitation a specific offence, though previous legislation already covered much of this area."
I recommend you all read this a few times and know your rights.
"Prostitution itself is not an offense under Irish law. However, the Criminal Law (Sexual Offences) Act of 1993 prohibits soliciting or importuning another person in a street or public place for the purpose of prostitution (This offense applies to prostitute and client.). It also prohibits loitering for the purpose of prostitution, organizing prostitution by controlling or directing the activities of a person in prostitution, coercing one to practice prostitution for gain, living on earnings of prostitution, and keeping a brothel or other premises for the purpose of prostitution. Advertising brothels and prostitution is prohibited by the Criminal Justice (Public Order) Act of 1994. 18 is the minimum legal age for a prostitute in Ireland (Child prostitution Legislation exits to protect persons under this age.). The Criminal Law (Trafficking in Persons and Sexual Offences) Bill 2006 recently came into force making trafficking in persons for the purpose of their sexual exploitation a specific offence, though previous legislation already covered much of this area."
I recommend you all read this a few times and know your rights.
Friday, August 10, 2007
Madeline
A discerning gentleman knows the joys of the finer things in life. Whether it be a fine uncut Cuban cigar, and aged scotch or, as in this case a gorgeous woman.
Every once in a while you have to indulge in an extravagant expensive luxury it reaffirms your existence and breaks the monotony of the futile folly of the daily grind.
As you've no doubt guessed today I indulged in such an "extravagant expensive luxury" and her name was Madeline.
Madeline looks every bit as she does in her photos. Perfectly flawless; and if she looks like a model that's because she is. However, just because a girl is model doesn't mean she can fuck, but I was not disappointed.
I arrived at her apartment which my regular readers will no doubt find curious, was the exact same apartment that I saw Margret, Claudia, Mysterious Michelle, and Simone at.
Now, my fellow punters, I have have set of rules. Every punter's rules are different but we all have them. One of my rules is: Don't stand for bullshit. On Madeline's advert it states €30 extra for Anal and €20 extra for CIM. However when I got there she informed me that she now charges €50 extra for Anal and €50 extra for CIM. This would usually annoy me and give me cause to walk out, but I didn't. Why, because she was just that hot.
We came to the arrangement that if I stayed 1 hour and I wanted Anal and CIM the total would be €300. As an hour was €250 I only ended up paying €50 for Anal and CIM totaling €300. You mathematicians out there have probably figured out I paid what one would usually pay for 1 hour and those extras. Lesson: It pays to try to make a deal. Hell, it saved me €50.
So after the bargaining was done I went for a shower and when I can out she was masturbating on the bed, rubbing her clitoris and nipples. She was wearing a full body stocking and when she bent over she spread her perfect ass and the cross stitching covered her perfect asshole.
She then went down on her knees and started deep throating my cock, no hands and all the way down her throat. We then did some 69 and her pussy tasted like honey. I grabbed the lube and started fingering her ass, first one finger then two. She started moaning and said "you fuck me in ass now".
She bent over and it was truly hard getting my cock into her tight ass, finally though I got in there. She then put her ass right up in the air and screamed her head off. She was really getting into it, moaning like a sex starved animal she came and then so did I. I spent every second of 30 minutes fucking her and the whole time it took every bit of willpower I had not to cum.
When I got back into the room she got out some oil and gave me a full body massage and not the usual shitty escort massage, she did it like a pro. I was in heaven, the only way this could have been better as if she made me a steak afterwards.
Lads, I don't have to tell you to go see this girl you've figured that out already and I would make an appointment as soon as possible; she told me she will not be coming back to Dublin as she is simply not making enough.
Only one word of warning, if you're not careful you could spend every cent you have on her.
Check out Madeline's profile here.
Every once in a while you have to indulge in an extravagant expensive luxury it reaffirms your existence and breaks the monotony of the futile folly of the daily grind.
As you've no doubt guessed today I indulged in such an "extravagant expensive luxury" and her name was Madeline.
Madeline looks every bit as she does in her photos. Perfectly flawless; and if she looks like a model that's because she is. However, just because a girl is model doesn't mean she can fuck, but I was not disappointed.
I arrived at her apartment which my regular readers will no doubt find curious, was the exact same apartment that I saw Margret, Claudia, Mysterious Michelle, and Simone at.
Now, my fellow punters, I have have set of rules. Every punter's rules are different but we all have them. One of my rules is: Don't stand for bullshit. On Madeline's advert it states €30 extra for Anal and €20 extra for CIM. However when I got there she informed me that she now charges €50 extra for Anal and €50 extra for CIM. This would usually annoy me and give me cause to walk out, but I didn't. Why, because she was just that hot.
We came to the arrangement that if I stayed 1 hour and I wanted Anal and CIM the total would be €300. As an hour was €250 I only ended up paying €50 for Anal and CIM totaling €300. You mathematicians out there have probably figured out I paid what one would usually pay for 1 hour and those extras. Lesson: It pays to try to make a deal. Hell, it saved me €50.
So after the bargaining was done I went for a shower and when I can out she was masturbating on the bed, rubbing her clitoris and nipples. She was wearing a full body stocking and when she bent over she spread her perfect ass and the cross stitching covered her perfect asshole.
She then went down on her knees and started deep throating my cock, no hands and all the way down her throat. We then did some 69 and her pussy tasted like honey. I grabbed the lube and started fingering her ass, first one finger then two. She started moaning and said "you fuck me in ass now".
She bent over and it was truly hard getting my cock into her tight ass, finally though I got in there. She then put her ass right up in the air and screamed her head off. She was really getting into it, moaning like a sex starved animal she came and then so did I. I spent every second of 30 minutes fucking her and the whole time it took every bit of willpower I had not to cum.
When I got back into the room she got out some oil and gave me a full body massage and not the usual shitty escort massage, she did it like a pro. I was in heaven, the only way this could have been better as if she made me a steak afterwards.
Lads, I don't have to tell you to go see this girl you've figured that out already and I would make an appointment as soon as possible; she told me she will not be coming back to Dublin as she is simply not making enough.
Only one word of warning, if you're not careful you could spend every cent you have on her.
Check out Madeline's profile here.
Monday, August 6, 2007
Yume
So after the horrible experience with Simone I went saw Yume.
Yume was a great shag but she needs some help giving directions! If any of you lads are planning on seeing her ignore her directions and take mine. She is located right behind the Google offices on Barrow Street just up from the EuroSpar in the Grand Canal Dock area.
Back to the review...
When I finally got to Yume's apartment I was very tense about being given shit directions and I was in an angry mood over what had happened with Simone. When I got inside I told her in a very aggressive tone of voice "Here's the deal, I want good blow job. I want my cock deep throated without a condom and then I want some anal" I was being a dick head. What was her reply you ask? "Okay baby, no problem." Wow. What a class act. I felt like a jerk but at least I knew we were both on the same page. Her great attitude calmed me right down.
Yume is an attractive Latin number with tanned skin and a short, Shakira like figure.
After leaving the room for a moment she came back dressed in a nice slutty little outfit. I sat on the bed and she got on her hands and knees and deepthroated my cock to the hilt. She kept going until I gave her further instruction. She then bent over the bed and let me apply apply some lube to her asshole. She put a condom on me and I started to pound away at her ass. I nearly came and then I pulled out to get some more OWO until I came all over her face.
She was great and totally deserving of the €200 I paid. I would highly recommend her.
She is not the usual type of escort I go for (I like them very young and Eastern European) but this is proof positive that sometimes it can pay to break the rules.
Lads, if you want a good time go see Yume. You can find her advert here.
Yume was a great shag but she needs some help giving directions! If any of you lads are planning on seeing her ignore her directions and take mine. She is located right behind the Google offices on Barrow Street just up from the EuroSpar in the Grand Canal Dock area.
Back to the review...
When I finally got to Yume's apartment I was very tense about being given shit directions and I was in an angry mood over what had happened with Simone. When I got inside I told her in a very aggressive tone of voice "Here's the deal, I want good blow job. I want my cock deep throated without a condom and then I want some anal" I was being a dick head. What was her reply you ask? "Okay baby, no problem." Wow. What a class act. I felt like a jerk but at least I knew we were both on the same page. Her great attitude calmed me right down.
Yume is an attractive Latin number with tanned skin and a short, Shakira like figure.
After leaving the room for a moment she came back dressed in a nice slutty little outfit. I sat on the bed and she got on her hands and knees and deepthroated my cock to the hilt. She kept going until I gave her further instruction. She then bent over the bed and let me apply apply some lube to her asshole. She put a condom on me and I started to pound away at her ass. I nearly came and then I pulled out to get some more OWO until I came all over her face.
She was great and totally deserving of the €200 I paid. I would highly recommend her.
She is not the usual type of escort I go for (I like them very young and Eastern European) but this is proof positive that sometimes it can pay to break the rules.
Lads, if you want a good time go see Yume. You can find her advert here.
Escort profiles
So recently I got a comment from someone reading this site that Claudia's profile on Escort Ireland was down... well that's because she's not in Dublin (or at least isn't advertising).
Now this comment brings light to a flaw on this review blog...
Most of the girls I see are on tour, and as they are on tour there is usually a departure date in mind (whether confirmed or tentative). Some of the girls post this date on their profiles, some do not. The best way for you, my appreciated and loyal viewers, to take full advantage of this blog is to check back regularly. I try to review escorts within 24 hours of seeing them.
Now with profiles down it's hard for you, my loyal reader, to see who I am talking about should they come back to Dublin.
That is why I have decided to host pictures of the escorts which I will take from their profiles and link them back here...
watch this space...
Now this comment brings light to a flaw on this review blog...
Most of the girls I see are on tour, and as they are on tour there is usually a departure date in mind (whether confirmed or tentative). Some of the girls post this date on their profiles, some do not. The best way for you, my appreciated and loyal viewers, to take full advantage of this blog is to check back regularly. I try to review escorts within 24 hours of seeing them.
Now with profiles down it's hard for you, my loyal reader, to see who I am talking about should they come back to Dublin.
That is why I have decided to host pictures of the escorts which I will take from their profiles and link them back here...
watch this space...
Friday, July 20, 2007
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Margret
Margret was a great punt. After the debacle with Emily I decided to give it one last try for the night. I came across Margret's advert on irishindependentescorts.com. I called her and she answered right away. We agreed on an appointment time of 19:45.
She gave me great directions and even though she is Slovakian in origin, her spoken English was superb.
When I arrived she answered her phone immediately and buzzed me in very quickly; there was no waiting at the door eternally.
When I got to her apartment I was happy to find she looked just like her pictures, a total lasher! She offered me the use of her shower (she did not demand that I use it) I accepted and wasted no time getting to work on her.
Now, some of you lads may have experienced that these girls can get kind of bossy and like to stay in control... I for one fucking hate that. If I am paying I want to be in control. Margret had no problem taking orders and did everything I asked without question. What a good girl!
She started off by sucking my cock. She did not hold back at all, real nice deep throat action. I was sitting on the corner of the bed and she was on her hands and knees.
Then she got on the bed and laid her head over the edge of the bed looking towards the ceiling. I got some real good deep throat then and fucked her face. I was about to cum several times but I held back.
I pulled out and she got into the doggy style position for some anal. Unfortunately she is the fussy type when it comes to cleanliness and during her lengthy ritual I lost my erection. I decided that I liked her OWO too much to do anal with her this time. She assumed the position and I got some more OWO... pulled out and came all over her face. It was excellent!
Now here's the part that blew my mind. As I was getting dressed she came back in the room with the €30 I had paid for anal and gave it back to me! I refused, but she insisted. "I do not do anal, you do not pay for anal". Now she made every effort to give me the back door action that I wanted. It was my fickle cock that let me down, not her, but none the less she paid me the €30 back! What a class act!
So all in all she charged me €150 for the 30 minutes and €20 for giving her a facial.
Margret is a great punt, not the best I ever had, but really damn good. She is totally worth what she charges. Check out her site here.
She gave me great directions and even though she is Slovakian in origin, her spoken English was superb.
When I arrived she answered her phone immediately and buzzed me in very quickly; there was no waiting at the door eternally.
When I got to her apartment I was happy to find she looked just like her pictures, a total lasher! She offered me the use of her shower (she did not demand that I use it) I accepted and wasted no time getting to work on her.
Now, some of you lads may have experienced that these girls can get kind of bossy and like to stay in control... I for one fucking hate that. If I am paying I want to be in control. Margret had no problem taking orders and did everything I asked without question. What a good girl!
She started off by sucking my cock. She did not hold back at all, real nice deep throat action. I was sitting on the corner of the bed and she was on her hands and knees.
Then she got on the bed and laid her head over the edge of the bed looking towards the ceiling. I got some real good deep throat then and fucked her face. I was about to cum several times but I held back.
I pulled out and she got into the doggy style position for some anal. Unfortunately she is the fussy type when it comes to cleanliness and during her lengthy ritual I lost my erection. I decided that I liked her OWO too much to do anal with her this time. She assumed the position and I got some more OWO... pulled out and came all over her face. It was excellent!
Now here's the part that blew my mind. As I was getting dressed she came back in the room with the €30 I had paid for anal and gave it back to me! I refused, but she insisted. "I do not do anal, you do not pay for anal". Now she made every effort to give me the back door action that I wanted. It was my fickle cock that let me down, not her, but none the less she paid me the €30 back! What a class act!
So all in all she charged me €150 for the 30 minutes and €20 for giving her a facial.
Margret is a great punt, not the best I ever had, but really damn good. She is totally worth what she charges. Check out her site here.
Emily
I was hoping that my first review would be a good one lads... needless to say "Emily" is going to be a bad review.
I called her at approximately 13:00 today to schedule myself in... she told me 17:45 would be fine and that she would see me then. She was real pushed on the phone, and it did not instill confidence in her on my part. She did, to her credit, keep my appointment time.
After being given the most circuitous directions known to man I finally got to her apartment across from Morrison Hotel.
After waiting what seemed forever at her door (in plain view of many passers by, I might add) a short but attractive girl answered the door. I am reasonably sure it was not the girl in the photo but it looked enough like her that I did not mind. She also claimed to be Italian, but I think she is really Brazilian... I could be wrong though.
We navigated through the labyrinth that was her apartment building and finally arrived at her shabby abode (shabby is a compliment, this place was a shithole). However, I couldn't give a fuck less what her apartment looked like; I was there to get laid.
This is when things went from bad to worse.
She was full of nervous tension like she was on speed and she kept talking about "police". Her comments, in turn, made me more nervous.
She then asked if I had a preference with regards to her outfit. After hearing the choices, I opted for nurse (yeah, I am a kinky fuck). She came back to the room 10 minutes later dressed in some sort of a bastardized school girl outfit. This, in no way resembled a nurses outfit. She said something to the tune of "I am a school girl! Just like you wanted!"; this girl was obviously not listening or playing with a full deck.
I paid her €200... €150 for 30 minutes plus an additional €50 for anal.
She started out acting really hyper and uneasy. I asked her to calm down and then, without asking, she went all GFE. Some guys might like that, I don't. GFE is for lonely suckers. I am looking for the hardcore porn star experience. If I liked GFE I'd have a girlfriend.
In her advert she stated she provided OWO, but yet she immediately went for a condom. I said "your advert says you provide OWO, is this not the case?" and she replied with "oh, I do but it's €50 extra". At this point I was angry. I told her that it was pure bullshit to pull that kind of con on me. She immediately realized I could not be suckered and recanted.
It was all for not though, because she already sullied the mood and my erection went south. I told her that I wanted my money back and that her actions would earn her no favors in Dublin. After trying to convince me otherwise, she did return my €200.
This girl is a little con artist and the level of bullshit involved with pulling off a successful punt with her is staggering. I would recommend staying away.
When I said to "Emily: "there are lots of girls in this town" she replied "well go to one of them then!". There you go lads; right from the horse's mouth, give her a pass!
I called her at approximately 13:00 today to schedule myself in... she told me 17:45 would be fine and that she would see me then. She was real pushed on the phone, and it did not instill confidence in her on my part. She did, to her credit, keep my appointment time.
After being given the most circuitous directions known to man I finally got to her apartment across from Morrison Hotel.
After waiting what seemed forever at her door (in plain view of many passers by, I might add) a short but attractive girl answered the door. I am reasonably sure it was not the girl in the photo but it looked enough like her that I did not mind. She also claimed to be Italian, but I think she is really Brazilian... I could be wrong though.
We navigated through the labyrinth that was her apartment building and finally arrived at her shabby abode (shabby is a compliment, this place was a shithole). However, I couldn't give a fuck less what her apartment looked like; I was there to get laid.
This is when things went from bad to worse.
She was full of nervous tension like she was on speed and she kept talking about "police". Her comments, in turn, made me more nervous.
She then asked if I had a preference with regards to her outfit. After hearing the choices, I opted for nurse (yeah, I am a kinky fuck). She came back to the room 10 minutes later dressed in some sort of a bastardized school girl outfit. This, in no way resembled a nurses outfit. She said something to the tune of "I am a school girl! Just like you wanted!"; this girl was obviously not listening or playing with a full deck.
I paid her €200... €150 for 30 minutes plus an additional €50 for anal.
She started out acting really hyper and uneasy. I asked her to calm down and then, without asking, she went all GFE. Some guys might like that, I don't. GFE is for lonely suckers. I am looking for the hardcore porn star experience. If I liked GFE I'd have a girlfriend.
In her advert she stated she provided OWO, but yet she immediately went for a condom. I said "your advert says you provide OWO, is this not the case?" and she replied with "oh, I do but it's €50 extra". At this point I was angry. I told her that it was pure bullshit to pull that kind of con on me. She immediately realized I could not be suckered and recanted.
It was all for not though, because she already sullied the mood and my erection went south. I told her that I wanted my money back and that her actions would earn her no favors in Dublin. After trying to convince me otherwise, she did return my €200.
This girl is a little con artist and the level of bullshit involved with pulling off a successful punt with her is staggering. I would recommend staying away.
When I said to "Emily: "there are lots of girls in this town" she replied "well go to one of them then!". There you go lads; right from the horse's mouth, give her a pass!
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Welcome to my Blog
Hi everyone! Thanks for pointing your address bar at my little corner of the internet.
The reason I have started this blog is to post uncensored, balanced and fair reviews of the escorts I have patronized here in Ireland (and maybe abroad, should I ever get the time off work for a holiday!)
I have been seeing escorts in Ireland now since late 2004. Unfortunately it would prove to be too time consuming to go back and attempt to review all my previous punts; so the scope of this blog is just to review the ones I have been with from this point on.
You are free to post your comments as you wish and do so anonymously... but I will also reserve the right to delete your comments if I don't like them. This is not a democracy. If you want to make statements uncensored I suggest, nay encourage, you to get your own blog.
I will do my best to keep this blog updated.
Again, thanks for checking out my blog and do not forget to bookmark it (press the Ctrl and D keys on your keyboard to bookmark this page now)
Check back regularly to read new reviews!
The reason I have started this blog is to post uncensored, balanced and fair reviews of the escorts I have patronized here in Ireland (and maybe abroad, should I ever get the time off work for a holiday!)
I have been seeing escorts in Ireland now since late 2004. Unfortunately it would prove to be too time consuming to go back and attempt to review all my previous punts; so the scope of this blog is just to review the ones I have been with from this point on.
You are free to post your comments as you wish and do so anonymously... but I will also reserve the right to delete your comments if I don't like them. This is not a democracy. If you want to make statements uncensored I suggest, nay encourage, you to get your own blog.
I will do my best to keep this blog updated.
Again, thanks for checking out my blog and do not forget to bookmark it (press the Ctrl and D keys on your keyboard to bookmark this page now)
Check back regularly to read new reviews!
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