This is from the Wikipedia article:
"Prostitution itself is not an offense under Irish law. However, the Criminal Law (Sexual Offences) Act of 1993 prohibits soliciting or importuning another person in a street or public place for the purpose of prostitution (This offense applies to prostitute and client.). It also prohibits loitering for the purpose of prostitution, organizing prostitution by controlling or directing the activities of a person in prostitution, coercing one to practice prostitution for gain, living on earnings of prostitution, and keeping a brothel or other premises for the purpose of prostitution. Advertising brothels and prostitution is prohibited by the Criminal Justice (Public Order) Act of 1994. 18 is the minimum legal age for a prostitute in Ireland (Child prostitution Legislation exits to protect persons under this age.). The Criminal Law (Trafficking in Persons and Sexual Offences) Bill 2006 recently came into force making trafficking in persons for the purpose of their sexual exploitation a specific offence, though previous legislation already covered much of this area."
I recommend you all read this a few times and know your rights.
Friday, August 17, 2007
Friday, August 10, 2007
Madeline
A discerning gentleman knows the joys of the finer things in life. Whether it be a fine uncut Cuban cigar, and aged scotch or, as in this case a gorgeous woman.
Every once in a while you have to indulge in an extravagant expensive luxury it reaffirms your existence and breaks the monotony of the futile folly of the daily grind.
As you've no doubt guessed today I indulged in such an "extravagant expensive luxury" and her name was Madeline.
Madeline looks every bit as she does in her photos. Perfectly flawless; and if she looks like a model that's because she is. However, just because a girl is model doesn't mean she can fuck, but I was not disappointed.
I arrived at her apartment which my regular readers will no doubt find curious, was the exact same apartment that I saw Margret, Claudia, Mysterious Michelle, and Simone at.
Now, my fellow punters, I have have set of rules. Every punter's rules are different but we all have them. One of my rules is: Don't stand for bullshit. On Madeline's advert it states €30 extra for Anal and €20 extra for CIM. However when I got there she informed me that she now charges €50 extra for Anal and €50 extra for CIM. This would usually annoy me and give me cause to walk out, but I didn't. Why, because she was just that hot.
We came to the arrangement that if I stayed 1 hour and I wanted Anal and CIM the total would be €300. As an hour was €250 I only ended up paying €50 for Anal and CIM totaling €300. You mathematicians out there have probably figured out I paid what one would usually pay for 1 hour and those extras. Lesson: It pays to try to make a deal. Hell, it saved me €50.
So after the bargaining was done I went for a shower and when I can out she was masturbating on the bed, rubbing her clitoris and nipples. She was wearing a full body stocking and when she bent over she spread her perfect ass and the cross stitching covered her perfect asshole.
She then went down on her knees and started deep throating my cock, no hands and all the way down her throat. We then did some 69 and her pussy tasted like honey. I grabbed the lube and started fingering her ass, first one finger then two. She started moaning and said "you fuck me in ass now".
She bent over and it was truly hard getting my cock into her tight ass, finally though I got in there. She then put her ass right up in the air and screamed her head off. She was really getting into it, moaning like a sex starved animal she came and then so did I. I spent every second of 30 minutes fucking her and the whole time it took every bit of willpower I had not to cum.
When I got back into the room she got out some oil and gave me a full body massage and not the usual shitty escort massage, she did it like a pro. I was in heaven, the only way this could have been better as if she made me a steak afterwards.
Lads, I don't have to tell you to go see this girl you've figured that out already and I would make an appointment as soon as possible; she told me she will not be coming back to Dublin as she is simply not making enough.
Only one word of warning, if you're not careful you could spend every cent you have on her.
Check out Madeline's profile here.
Every once in a while you have to indulge in an extravagant expensive luxury it reaffirms your existence and breaks the monotony of the futile folly of the daily grind.
As you've no doubt guessed today I indulged in such an "extravagant expensive luxury" and her name was Madeline.
Madeline looks every bit as she does in her photos. Perfectly flawless; and if she looks like a model that's because she is. However, just because a girl is model doesn't mean she can fuck, but I was not disappointed.
I arrived at her apartment which my regular readers will no doubt find curious, was the exact same apartment that I saw Margret, Claudia, Mysterious Michelle, and Simone at.
Now, my fellow punters, I have have set of rules. Every punter's rules are different but we all have them. One of my rules is: Don't stand for bullshit. On Madeline's advert it states €30 extra for Anal and €20 extra for CIM. However when I got there she informed me that she now charges €50 extra for Anal and €50 extra for CIM. This would usually annoy me and give me cause to walk out, but I didn't. Why, because she was just that hot.
We came to the arrangement that if I stayed 1 hour and I wanted Anal and CIM the total would be €300. As an hour was €250 I only ended up paying €50 for Anal and CIM totaling €300. You mathematicians out there have probably figured out I paid what one would usually pay for 1 hour and those extras. Lesson: It pays to try to make a deal. Hell, it saved me €50.
So after the bargaining was done I went for a shower and when I can out she was masturbating on the bed, rubbing her clitoris and nipples. She was wearing a full body stocking and when she bent over she spread her perfect ass and the cross stitching covered her perfect asshole.
She then went down on her knees and started deep throating my cock, no hands and all the way down her throat. We then did some 69 and her pussy tasted like honey. I grabbed the lube and started fingering her ass, first one finger then two. She started moaning and said "you fuck me in ass now".
She bent over and it was truly hard getting my cock into her tight ass, finally though I got in there. She then put her ass right up in the air and screamed her head off. She was really getting into it, moaning like a sex starved animal she came and then so did I. I spent every second of 30 minutes fucking her and the whole time it took every bit of willpower I had not to cum.
When I got back into the room she got out some oil and gave me a full body massage and not the usual shitty escort massage, she did it like a pro. I was in heaven, the only way this could have been better as if she made me a steak afterwards.
Lads, I don't have to tell you to go see this girl you've figured that out already and I would make an appointment as soon as possible; she told me she will not be coming back to Dublin as she is simply not making enough.
Only one word of warning, if you're not careful you could spend every cent you have on her.
Check out Madeline's profile here.
Monday, August 6, 2007
Yume
So after the horrible experience with Simone I went saw Yume.
Yume was a great shag but she needs some help giving directions! If any of you lads are planning on seeing her ignore her directions and take mine. She is located right behind the Google offices on Barrow Street just up from the EuroSpar in the Grand Canal Dock area.
Back to the review...
When I finally got to Yume's apartment I was very tense about being given shit directions and I was in an angry mood over what had happened with Simone. When I got inside I told her in a very aggressive tone of voice "Here's the deal, I want good blow job. I want my cock deep throated without a condom and then I want some anal" I was being a dick head. What was her reply you ask? "Okay baby, no problem." Wow. What a class act. I felt like a jerk but at least I knew we were both on the same page. Her great attitude calmed me right down.
Yume is an attractive Latin number with tanned skin and a short, Shakira like figure.
After leaving the room for a moment she came back dressed in a nice slutty little outfit. I sat on the bed and she got on her hands and knees and deepthroated my cock to the hilt. She kept going until I gave her further instruction. She then bent over the bed and let me apply apply some lube to her asshole. She put a condom on me and I started to pound away at her ass. I nearly came and then I pulled out to get some more OWO until I came all over her face.
She was great and totally deserving of the €200 I paid. I would highly recommend her.
She is not the usual type of escort I go for (I like them very young and Eastern European) but this is proof positive that sometimes it can pay to break the rules.
Lads, if you want a good time go see Yume. You can find her advert here.
Yume was a great shag but she needs some help giving directions! If any of you lads are planning on seeing her ignore her directions and take mine. She is located right behind the Google offices on Barrow Street just up from the EuroSpar in the Grand Canal Dock area.
Back to the review...
When I finally got to Yume's apartment I was very tense about being given shit directions and I was in an angry mood over what had happened with Simone. When I got inside I told her in a very aggressive tone of voice "Here's the deal, I want good blow job. I want my cock deep throated without a condom and then I want some anal" I was being a dick head. What was her reply you ask? "Okay baby, no problem." Wow. What a class act. I felt like a jerk but at least I knew we were both on the same page. Her great attitude calmed me right down.
Yume is an attractive Latin number with tanned skin and a short, Shakira like figure.
After leaving the room for a moment she came back dressed in a nice slutty little outfit. I sat on the bed and she got on her hands and knees and deepthroated my cock to the hilt. She kept going until I gave her further instruction. She then bent over the bed and let me apply apply some lube to her asshole. She put a condom on me and I started to pound away at her ass. I nearly came and then I pulled out to get some more OWO until I came all over her face.
She was great and totally deserving of the €200 I paid. I would highly recommend her.
She is not the usual type of escort I go for (I like them very young and Eastern European) but this is proof positive that sometimes it can pay to break the rules.
Lads, if you want a good time go see Yume. You can find her advert here.
Escort profiles
So recently I got a comment from someone reading this site that Claudia's profile on Escort Ireland was down... well that's because she's not in Dublin (or at least isn't advertising).
Now this comment brings light to a flaw on this review blog...
Most of the girls I see are on tour, and as they are on tour there is usually a departure date in mind (whether confirmed or tentative). Some of the girls post this date on their profiles, some do not. The best way for you, my appreciated and loyal viewers, to take full advantage of this blog is to check back regularly. I try to review escorts within 24 hours of seeing them.
Now with profiles down it's hard for you, my loyal reader, to see who I am talking about should they come back to Dublin.
That is why I have decided to host pictures of the escorts which I will take from their profiles and link them back here...
watch this space...
Now this comment brings light to a flaw on this review blog...
Most of the girls I see are on tour, and as they are on tour there is usually a departure date in mind (whether confirmed or tentative). Some of the girls post this date on their profiles, some do not. The best way for you, my appreciated and loyal viewers, to take full advantage of this blog is to check back regularly. I try to review escorts within 24 hours of seeing them.
Now with profiles down it's hard for you, my loyal reader, to see who I am talking about should they come back to Dublin.
That is why I have decided to host pictures of the escorts which I will take from their profiles and link them back here...
watch this space...
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