Lukka

Lads, I have to put you on alert. All of you who know me and read my reviews know I don't do this lightly.

Lukka is a con artist. Stay away! Repeat, stay away!

Her gaff is located on Charlotte Quay, basically Pearse Street. She was really moody giving directions and that should have set me off alone but some of these independent girls use a third girl to arrange their appointments by virtue of the fact that they may be otherwise engaged and don't want to miss out on the business. So I paid this no mind.

Anyway When I showed up she looked great, really hot. I thought to myself "this is going to be another great punt" I handed over the cash (as you do) and we got busy. After about 30 seconds she says "oh you too big, I can not do" I said "okay, I'll take my money back and I'll go" Then she says "oh you know you make booking, I not know you're too big" by the way I am average, in no way am I John Holmes, none of the other girls have ever had a problem with it.

So then I said "What?!? You won't fuck me and you won't give me my €250 back, are you crazy?" we argued, she threatened to call the Guards and I said "go ahead". I ended up having to bust into the living room and take my money back while these two "escorts" (more like con artists) were hitting and kicking me.

I guess what happens is most punters get intimidated and leave. They play this game and see what they can get away with.

I will never hit a woman, never... but these girls tested my resolve. I got my money back but in the process lost some dignity.

To sum it up Lukka, is a con artist, stay away. You've been warned.