The Punter John forum.

As you may know a while back I started up a forum, it was really a test to see if the idea of a punter run site could work, if there was a market for such a site. Punters signed up in their hundreds. Sadly, not many of you contributed content (reviews or discussions). Since I started it I haven't really spent the time on it that it deserved and the recession has been a major distraction. No more. What would convince you, my fellow punters, to contribute?

The problem with EI is now the reviews are subject to even more censorship. Before your review would get published (even if it was censored a bit) now these "moderators" are failing to approve certain reviews. I don't need to tell you that's a conflict of interest.

Here is a link to the forum: http://punterjohn.forumotion.com/forum.htm

Accounts are free. You can post as much as you'd like for free. Your reviews will never be censored.

You can join discussion free of group think and without the fear that if you post an unpopular opinion you'll be "banned". This is a forum for punters by punters. Escorts are invited, but it is our site.

Escorts: you are invited to post free ads to this community and join discussions... we'd love to have you.

A weekend of horrible, horrible punts.

So my job quest ended this week when I was offered a permanent job in my sector. Happy days. On top of this good news, my rent was already paid, my wages were in my account, and I had collected all of the money owed to me. I was flush. I decided for old times sake to have a non-stop-whore-a-thon as my way of contributing to the economy.

Thursday afternoon I had agreed to meet up with Vanessa. Now, lads, let this be a lesson to all of you... ALWAYS read the reviews. I was thinking with my dick, not with my head and I paid the price. On the phone she sounded groggy but rarely do you get a good telephone conversation out of a hooker so I paid it no mind. When I got to her shitty flat on the North Circular Road she kept me at the door for 15 fucking minutes. Unbelievable. This was in evening traffic mind you any number of family, friends, or associates could have spotted me. It was also cold and rainy. She wasn't discreet. I was about to leave when she opened the door.

As soon as I got in her grubby flat she was all about the money. Fine, I like to get down to business myself. We negotiated and agreed on a price and the services that would be performed. About 15 seconds into a very lazy incompetent blow job (just the tip) she started talking about some fucking nonsense and I gave her my what the fuck look. We moved on to Anal and all she did was complain and talk. never in my life had I wished for a ball gag more than I did at that point and time. After about 30 seconds of that she complained said she wouldn't do anal anymore and tried to talk my ear off... again. It was at this point I had enough, got dressed and demanded a partial refund being as I had only been there 5 minutes. I pad this greedy whore €200, way over the market standard, and I was only asking for a €100 back. Long story short she refused and played games. Finally she said she was going to call the guards if I didn't leave. I was enraged and nearly called her bluff but I decided it wasn't worth the hassle. I get home and find she has pulled this shit with numerous other punters before and has three very negative reviews that had already been posted. I'm not finished with this bitch... watch this space.

Friday I decided to have another go and found Nicole's advert. We agreed a time, I said I would be there in 20 to 30 minutes and not to book another punter because I was indeed coming. The weather was really, really shitty but I got there on time. I rang her, and it goes straight to that message we all love to hear "we're sorry but the blah blah blah you're trying to reach right now is blah blah blah". Her phone was off. What the fuck? I ring again, and again, and again to a total of 6 times. 20 minutes passes. I send her text letting her know that I was pissed her phone was off. She texts back immediately with tons of attitude. I call her up and she starts talking a ton of shit. I mean a fucking ton. A total bitch. Finally I interrupt her and I say "listen, I don't want to talk. I want to fuck. Are we doing this or not?" She tells me she's not at home, that she left. A total time waster.

Now at this point I've been fucked over by not one, but two Latinas. Fuck 'em. I am sticking to caucasians and asians from now on.

Now, this brings me to a very important point. The service quality has gone down with the prices lately. Occasionally you'd have to deal with bullshit pre-recession. We all know what I am talking about. Shit service, double booking, the lot. However these instances, at least from my point of view, have only increased as of late. The prices have gone down but the bullshit has gone WAY up. This contrary to what you would think. I can see my absence punters have lost their collective backbones and haven't stood up to these bitches and their bullshit. They think they can get away with it, and do. I dunno about you lads but I work very hard for my money. Fuck this shit.

This morning I decide to have another go. I am laying in bed and I think to myself: "I want a blow job. Just a nice deep throat blow job. That's all." I find "Diams". She looks hot, and did everything I wanted at that point. I thought: "I'll give her a ring". She gave the worst directions and her apartment was next to impossible to find. Once I did finally find it, it was like a fucking maze in there and her neighbors where everywhere giving me the evils. I got fed up and left.

Fucking 3 shit punts... in a row. What. The. Fuck.

So that brings us to this evening. It's cold, rainy, generally fucking miserable. I don't want to go out, but I still need that blow job, and at this point, with all the bullshit I've had to put up with I need a release more than ever.

I am browsing gumtree and come across these massage ads. They claim they come to you. Ace. I ring up and the girl on the phone and she is nice and helpful. A cute Chinese girl shows up but tells me she only will do a blow job with a condom. Nope, not interested. I send her packing... but before she goes she says she will send out another girl who will do OWO... about 15 minutes later "Donna" shows up. She's older but has a good figure and a great attitude. Really fun, she's giggling all the way up to my apartment. I get her in the door and we agree on 30 minutes, with a massage and OWO for €120. She did an expert job. She deep throated, teased it was great. It was a very sloppy wet blow job, just how I like it. The massage was good as well. She wasn't a clock watcher and she had a great attitude.

You can reach Donna on 0866675727. I can't recommend her highly enough.

I'm not dead

Hello faithful readers. Sorry I haven't been posting. I'm not dead and I'm still punting. I've just been so damn busy trying to keep employed. The recession has been pretty hard on old Punter John. In 2010 so far I've been employed by 4 separate companies and now I'm looking for the 5th. It really is enough to make you lose the plot and walk naked down O'Connell Street. Maybe then I'd be put in asylum and I wouldn't have to worry about rent!

Anyway, the recession has had it's impact on escorting. I've found we now have many escorts charging €80 for 30 minutes for all inclusive sessions (anal, OWO included) and many more offering services for €100 for 30 minute all inclusive sessions. Wow, just to think two years ago if you wanted anal and OWO you were gonna pay €200 for 30 minutes. At least that's some good news.

Anyway fellas you're buddy Punter John is right there with you. We'll beat this bloody recession and we'll be on top again.

Patty Baby

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Anyone for a Gang Bang in Dublin?

That's right! The lovely Marinela has asked me to help her organize a Gang Bang for March!

Here's how you can get in on the action: First, sign up to my forum (it's free!): http://punterjohn.forumotion.com/forum.htm

Then go over to this thread: http://punterjohn.forumotion.com/chat-f3/gang-bang-anyone-t7.htm

Last but not least post in that thread and tell Marinela you're interested. Once we have enough punters, we'll start organizing dates and times.

Here's a photo of Marinela for yout o enjoy!

The New Forum!

Hi lads, I have started a new forum so we can all post reviews and discuss them. Also, Escorts can post 100% free adverts on it as well!

Here is the forum link: http://punterjohn.forumotion.com/forum.htm

This is a place where you can post your reviews without censorship. This is a forum for punters by punters. It's early days yet, and we already have almost 20 active members... that's Punters and Escorts.

However for this site to work I need you to join up... it's free! G'wan!

Julie

My first review on this board is sadly not gonna be a great one. Tonight I saw Julie, and man was it mediocre. Any of you who regularly read my blog know I tend to go for the Eastern European girls, and they are usually a safe bet. Most provide an excellent service, look great, and very willing to please. I can't say Julie was a great or even good punt. Don't et me wrong, she wasn't horrible , but she lacked enthusiasm wasn't very willing to please and was a total clock watcher. The shocking thing is... I was the only punter she had seen all day! You'd think she would have provided a better service. Also, she has gained a bit of weight since getting her photos taken. Now she wasn't rude, she didn't waste my time but I can't really say I got value for money. it was one of those punts where you hurry up an come because, well, she is lousy. I wouldn't see her again, my world was in no way "rocked". Here is Julie's profile.

Oh, and check out my new forum!

My New Forum!

To my fellow punters:

I have finally gotten tired of the other forums out there and decided to start my own, and you're invited!

This is a place where you can discuss all aspects of punting and escorts without fear of censorship. You can say what you like and be free to voice your opinions. For far too long Escorts, or rather, the people who profit directly from their labor, have ran the forums. I have seen first hand how punters have had their opinions marginalized, and censored. This forum is ran by a punter for fellow punters. Here you can share how you really feel with out fear of intimidation. Here your opinions will be respected even if they are unpopular.

This is a place where you're free from someone else's idea of morality. A place where a free exchange of ideas is encourgaed not, put down like a Chinese revolution.

This forum doesn't cater to just one type of punter or sexual orientation. Whether you're bisexual, gay or plain old straight like me you are welcome here.

Escorts views, opinions and thoughts are welcome too. We encourage Escorts to share as well. You can advertise on this site for free!

Who is not welcome n the forum:

Profiteers of prostitution. People who run escort advertising sites. Pimps. Trolls. This site is for Punters first and Escorts second, no room for leaches. Law enforcement and journalists are also not welcome.

Lastly, thank you again for dropping and by and I look forward to our discussions and your reviews!

Check out the forum here: http://punterjohn.forumotion.com/forum.htm

Recession

So you'd have to be living under a rock not to see the recession we are in. I, myself, have taken a 15% cut in wages for 2009, just to keep my job. Times are hard, and they are only getting harder. Today the Herald reported that "Recession in the eurozone will hit Ireland hardest" and that "PricewaterhouseCooper has estimated that the Irish economy contracted in 2008, for the first time in 25 years". Wow. Just a few weeks ago £0.98 pence sterling would buy you a €1. Yet the escorts in Dublin, and in Ireland are still charging the same rates they were in 2007... and how long ago does 2007 feel? Who would have thought in 2007 that we'd be here, in a recession, but we are.

You who read this site trust my reviews, I am asking you now to trust what I have to say. The fact is a significant portion of us just can't afford these rates and still see as many escorts as we used to, it won't work. We are making less, and many of us are out of a job.

In order for escorts to keep coming to Dublin, they need to make money. For them to make money we need to have more money to spend. If escorts cut their rates we will be able to see more escorts, this means more business for everyone. If escorts continue to be greedy they will price themselves and other escorts out of the market. Escorts need to cut their rates... but how can we convince them of this? How can we convince them that we mean business?

I, for one, have made the decision to not patronize any escort who doesn't charge €100 for a 30 minute session. This session will have to include OWO, and for an additional €50 anal. As you all know a 30 minute session excluding anal usual comes to €150 with €50 extra for anal totalling €200... in today's economic climate that is greed, pure and simple.

When we complain about prices escorts always say "well if you don't like it, don't see us". I suggest that is exactly what we do.

Many escorts charge €150 with anal for 30 minutes (Roxy) and even a few charge €100 including anal for 30 minutes like Lilly, but if this is the case then why are some escorts charging as much as €250? Simple, because they can get away with it and we are letting them.

Gentleman, from now on do not see an escort who charges over €100 for 30 minutes (€150 with anal). Second, if you see an advert for escort you like, but she charges too much, politely ring her and explain that her rates are too high and that you will see her if she lowers them. If she refuses, her loss. Third, reward Escorts who do have lower rates by seeing them and writing positive reviews. Only together can make this happen, I am relying on you.

Please post a comment if you agree with this strategy, the more comments Escorts and other Punters can see the better.

Thanks for your time, sincerely Punter John

Brigitte

So, like I said in my previous post I am back to reviewing and I have a new escort for you lads! Tonight I had a great time with Brigitte, all 20 minutes of it. Found her advert on the site. Rang her up, and she had a great attitude and she's staying in a discrete location most of you punters know well. It was an excellent punt, She speaks great English and has a sweet disposition. She gives a great OWO deep throat nearly came after just 3 minutes of it, I usually like a great blow job, but this was too good so we went straight into anal and it was a nice tight fit. She was was very into it, very eager. I finished in her mouth and it was all too soon, but that's my fault not hers! The only bad thing I can say about her is her photos are photoshopped... she doesn't look that good, but she's close. Brigitte will be here for the next two weeks but she is sure to be busy so book her now.  

It's been a while!

Jaysus, it's been nearly a year sense my last post... sorry lads. First off, my appologies to you, my loyal readers. I have neglected you but allow me to tell you why...

This year I have faced many challenges that have included no less than two job swaps and four house moves! On top of it I have been in a relationship with a (at times) lovely girl and this has taken up much of my time. All of this is no excuse, but I haven't patronized many escorts, most that I have seen I have already seen before and any new escorts that I have seen haven't been worth writing about...

Thing is, with this economy, life has gotten interesting for all of us and I am happy to say that I have heard reports from many punters that escorts are dropping prices and are much more frequently than before offering discounts to punters based on repeat business, finally. Some girls have been doing that all along but it's a marketing technique that is being adopted more and more. However, I have found that the quality is wavering a bit. We're not getting as many escorts as we used to get and I have noticed a steep decline in Eastern European escorts coming to Dublin over the last year but I think that will change. They are coming to the realization that the economy is bad everywhere so you're better off to go where they'll still pay more than the rest of Europe; and that is sadly Ireland. Yes, most punters still haven't gotten wise and driven the price down. These punters are all too happy to pay whatever is asked for a little slap and tickle. They make things hard on the rest of us, but the punters are getting wiser, slowly. The escort scene can be best described as "volatile", just like everything else. 

What advice can I offer you, the cautious punter? The same advice I have always offered. First, only see girls who have gotten positive reviews from reputable punters. Second, don't be afraid to haggle or ask for extras free. Third, be a gentleman you always get more bees with honey than vinegar. Lastly, if you find a good escort don't keep it to yourself let the rest of us know by reviewing on the site or putting up a post in a forum. Also, if you want to eMail me my address is punterjohn at gmail.com, or you can make a comment to this post.

Marushka

Marushka... her location left much to be desired but her attitude and her ability more than made up for it. She is great looking and an eager shag. Totally worth your dosh.

Great body, just like her pics. She had some very sexy lingerie on and gave a decent blow job, but the cherry on top was her ass, perfect. We did some doggy style anal and she was so into it it took everything in me to hold out for more than 10 minutes. Fucking ace.

Marushka, Anal Queen... her contact details are here

Georgina

Wow, Georgina, wow.

A couple of nights ago I had Georgina come over for an incall and she was amazing... She's got a great personality and a body to die for, real fit, just like her pictures. She showed up in record time and there was no bullshit involved. She got right to work and I was avery happy customer. Hands down one of the best Blow Jobs I have ever gotten, she went for that cock like it owed her money. Fucking perfect.

Lads, check her out...

Here is Georgina's advert. Give her a ring.

Lukka

Lads, I have to put you on alert. All of you who know me and read my reviews know I don't do this lightly.

Lukka is a con artist. Stay away! Repeat, stay away!

Her gaff is located on Charlotte Quay, basically Pearse Street. She was really moody giving directions and that should have set me off alone but some of these independent girls use a third girl to arrange their appointments by virtue of the fact that they may be otherwise engaged and don't want to miss out on the business. So I paid this no mind.

Anyway When I showed up she looked great, really hot. I thought to myself "this is going to be another great punt" I handed over the cash (as you do) and we got busy. After about 30 seconds she says "oh you too big, I can not do" I said "okay, I'll take my money back and I'll go" Then she says "oh you know you make booking, I not know you're too big" by the way I am average, in no way am I John Holmes, none of the other girls have ever had a problem with it.

So then I said "What?!? You won't fuck me and you won't give me my €250 back, are you crazy?" we argued, she threatened to call the Guards and I said "go ahead". I ended up having to bust into the living room and take my money back while these two "escorts" (more like con artists) were hitting and kicking me.

I guess what happens is most punters get intimidated and leave. They play this game and see what they can get away with.

I will never hit a woman, never... but these girls tested my resolve. I got my money back but in the process lost some dignity.

To sum it up Lukka, is a con artist, stay away. You've been warned.

Renata and Victoria

You, my faitful readers know, that in my posts I do not exagerate. I always tell it like is, sometimes to my own detriment. The reason I say this next review is going to be so positive that you'll hardly believe it to be true.

So far, on this blog, it's been all about the Czech girls but lads I have to tell you the girls of Poland have made thier presence known and I am very impressed.

Tonight I saw Renata and Victoria. Together. Wow.

They were staying on O'Connell Street in a well known Hotel. Very easy location to find.

These girls can fuck... I mean really fuck. When I showed up Renata was so horney I was the one that had to bring up payment.

They are great looking too, huge tits and gorgeous full lips and Renata had an ass that was just begging to be fucked.

We started out with the two girls warming each other up and then it was time for a blow job contest. I am still trying to figure out who won, I guess I did! These girls love cock and they took every inch of me in thier mouths, real deep throat.

I then took turns fucking them and they moaned so loud I am pretty sure they are going to kicked out of thier hotel.

After the vaginal workout I got some arse action and then I came, delighted, on both of thier tits while they kissed. A great ending, and a total porn star experience. Lads, go see these gorgeous bunnies tomorrow as they will only be in town for the next four days. These girls were fun. Best experince I have ever had.

Kylie and Simona

So what is better than fucking a gorgeous girl? Fucking two gorgeous girls, of course! Kylie and Simona are like apple pie and ice cream, two great flavors that go great together. Sure, you could always have one on it's own and it would taste great, but the two flavors together are amazing.

These girls stay over in Ringsend very near Fitzwilliam Quay in Dublin 4. Very easy to find and they give great directions. No bullshit with these two, everything was nice and easy.

They look exactly like they do in their pictures, if not better. Kylie is buxom with a perfectly shaped chest and Simona is tall and slender with a beautiful arse. These girls love to fuck and it shows. The sensation of having two gorgeous women taking turns sucking your cock has to be one of life's greatest pleasures.

The only regret I have from our meeting is that I did not stay longer. Lads, don't miss out on this dynamic duo, having the pair of them for €250 for 30 minutes is a bargain, go see Kylie and Simona today.

Samantha

So lads this week I saw Samantha. She was a good punt. I found her to be very accommodating but she charges around €30 more than most girls and I did not feel this was justified considering there are better looking girls charging less. However, if you're just looking to get your leg up you could do much worse.

First, she is not the girl in the photo but the photo is not far off.

Samantha stays over in the north side Docklands, a very good location. It's not the best apartment I have ever been in and her room is small, slightly smaller than most but I wasn't there to decorate the place.

She was wearing a black and white polka dot lingerie outfit, she was going for a classy look. It looked good, but I don't want classy, I want slutty.

Then it was on to the blow job... There are some guys who say there is no such thing as a bad blow job but some are better than others. Comparatively the blow job I received from Samantha was at best average. To be fair though there are many girls out there that wouldn't provide half the service she did.

Let me put it like this, when I go out and spend €230 on a girl I want an amazing experience. I want to go back to her again, I wouldn't go back to Samantha unless I was hard up.

Samantha's attitude is great, she's really positive and in no way a clock watcher. Like I said, you could do worse, but you could also do better.

Law regarding prostitution in Ireland

This is from the Wikipedia article:

"Prostitution itself is not an offense under Irish law. However, the Criminal Law (Sexual Offences) Act of 1993 prohibits soliciting or importuning another person in a street or public place for the purpose of prostitution (This offense applies to prostitute and client.). It also prohibits loitering for the purpose of prostitution, organizing prostitution by controlling or directing the activities of a person in prostitution, coercing one to practice prostitution for gain, living on earnings of prostitution, and keeping a brothel or other premises for the purpose of prostitution. Advertising brothels and prostitution is prohibited by the Criminal Justice (Public Order) Act of 1994. 18 is the minimum legal age for a prostitute in Ireland (Child prostitution Legislation exits to protect persons under this age.). The Criminal Law (Trafficking in Persons and Sexual Offences) Bill 2006 recently came into force making trafficking in persons for the purpose of their sexual exploitation a specific offence, though previous legislation already covered much of this area."

I recommend you all read this a few times and know your rights.

Madeline

A discerning gentleman knows the joys of the finer things in life. Whether it be a fine uncut Cuban cigar, and aged scotch or, as in this case a gorgeous woman.

Every once in a while you have to indulge in an extravagant expensive luxury it reaffirms your existence and breaks the monotony of the futile folly of the daily grind.

As you've no doubt guessed today I indulged in such an "extravagant expensive luxury" and her name was Madeline.

Madeline looks every bit as she does in her photos. Perfectly flawless; and if she looks like a model that's because she is. However, just because a girl is model doesn't mean she can fuck, but I was not disappointed.

I arrived at her apartment which my regular readers will no doubt find curious, was the exact same apartment that I saw Margret, Claudia, Mysterious Michelle, and Simone at.

Now, my fellow punters, I have have set of rules. Every punter's rules are different but we all have them. One of my rules is: Don't stand for bullshit. On Madeline's advert it states €30 extra for Anal and €20 extra for CIM. However when I got there she informed me that she now charges €50 extra for Anal and €50 extra for CIM. This would usually annoy me and give me cause to walk out, but I didn't. Why, because she was just that hot.

We came to the arrangement that if I stayed 1 hour and I wanted Anal and CIM the total would be €300. As an hour was €250 I only ended up paying €50 for Anal and CIM totaling €300. You mathematicians out there have probably figured out I paid what one would usually pay for 1 hour and those extras. Lesson: It pays to try to make a deal. Hell, it saved me €50.

So after the bargaining was done I went for a shower and when I can out she was masturbating on the bed, rubbing her clitoris and nipples. She was wearing a full body stocking and when she bent over she spread her perfect ass and the cross stitching covered her perfect asshole.

She then went down on her knees and started deep throating my cock, no hands and all the way down her throat. We then did some 69 and her pussy tasted like honey. I grabbed the lube and started fingering her ass, first one finger then two. She started moaning and said "you fuck me in ass now".

She bent over and it was truly hard getting my cock into her tight ass, finally though I got in there. She then put her ass right up in the air and screamed her head off. She was really getting into it, moaning like a sex starved animal she came and then so did I. I spent every second of 30 minutes fucking her and the whole time it took every bit of willpower I had not to cum.

When I got back into the room she got out some oil and gave me a full body massage and not the usual shitty escort massage, she did it like a pro. I was in heaven, the only way this could have been better as if she made me a steak afterwards.

Lads, I don't have to tell you to go see this girl you've figured that out already and I would make an appointment as soon as possible; she told me she will not be coming back to Dublin as she is simply not making enough.

Only one word of warning, if you're not careful you could spend every cent you have on her.

Check out Madeline's profile here.

Yume

So after the horrible experience with Simone I went saw Yume.

Yume was a great shag but she needs some help giving directions! If any of you lads are planning on seeing her ignore her directions and take mine. She is located right behind the Google offices on Barrow Street just up from the EuroSpar in the Grand Canal Dock area.

Back to the review...

When I finally got to Yume's apartment I was very tense about being given shit directions and I was in an angry mood over what had happened with Simone. When I got inside I told her in a very aggressive tone of voice "Here's the deal, I want good blow job. I want my cock deep throated without a condom and then I want some anal" I was being a dick head. What was her reply you ask? "Okay baby, no problem." Wow. What a class act. I felt like a jerk but at least I knew we were both on the same page. Her great attitude calmed me right down.

Yume is an attractive Latin number with tanned skin and a short, Shakira like figure.

After leaving the room for a moment she came back dressed in a nice slutty little outfit. I sat on the bed and she got on her hands and knees and deepthroated my cock to the hilt. She kept going until I gave her further instruction. She then bent over the bed and let me apply apply some lube to her asshole. She put a condom on me and I started to pound away at her ass. I nearly came and then I pulled out to get some more OWO until I came all over her face.

She was great and totally deserving of the €200 I paid. I would highly recommend her.

She is not the usual type of escort I go for (I like them very young and Eastern European) but this is proof positive that sometimes it can pay to break the rules.

Lads, if you want a good time go see Yume. You can find her advert here.